Alert! ALERT! Alert! ALERT! Alert! ALERT!
Despte a rather large donation this month in favor of the beard…My beloved wife, Aimee, assures me that she has some kind of Dikensian benefactor who will swoop in at the last minute and make a donation SOOOOOOOOOO large I’ll have no recourse but to shave the beard!
Do you realize what this means?!?!?!?!?!!?!?
MARCHstache COULD BE IN JEAPORDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I know you all want to see this thing all handlebarred in wax…so VOTE!
Vote with your donation right here!